Fido Creative
Yes, lost pet ID Tag - Funny personalised Dog Name Tag
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For the hound who has one brain cell and it’s always on annual leave.
Say hello to the “Yes, I Am the Dickhead Who Got Lost” Dog ID Tag — the ultimate accessory for dogs who wander, roam, adventure, jailbreak, or simply forget they were meant to stay in the yard for more than 3 seconds.
This hilarious engraved tag is perfect for the lovable troublemaker who means well… but still manages to get themselves into situations that require a stranger to call Mum or Dad. Bold, cheeky, and impossible to miss — exactly like your hound’s chaotic energy.
Made from premium metals and available in Solid Brass, Rose Gold, Silver, or Black, this 30mm tag is durable, easy to read, and guaranteed to make rescuers laugh before returning your silly explorer.
Customise the back with your phone number(s) — because let’s be honest, you’ll probably need it.
✨ Features
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Choice of Solid Brass, Rose Gold, Silver, or Black
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30mm wide, 2mm thick – sturdy and premium
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Matching split ring included for easy collar attachment
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Front engraving: “Yes, I Am the Dickhead Who Got Lost”
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Custom back engraving: up to 4 lines, 10 characters per line
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Designed and engraved in Australia
Safety Warning
Safety Warning
Do not tie your dog up unattended while wearing a martingale collar.
Martingale collars are excellent for walking dogs, offering
gentle tightening to improve control and prevent escape however are not intended for use while a dog is tied up.
Care instructions
Care instructions
Ensure Longevity and Durability with Proper Care for Your Hounds Accessories
- Spot clean with a damp cloth when material is soiled to prolong the life of the material
- Warm hand wash or Machine Wash up to 30 degrees Celsius.
- Use a gentle wool-wash, harsh detergent may react with the metal.
- Place is a washbag to prevent hardware chipping.
- Air-dry completely before placing on your dog
- Do not tumble dry

