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Fido Creative

If You Can Read This, I Will Lick You” Funny Dog ID Tag – Cute Pet Tag

Regular price $14.95 AUD
Regular price $20.00 AUD Sale price $14.95 AUD
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If your hound believes personal space is a myth and all strangers deserve unsolicited kisses, this tag was made for them.

Meet the “If You Can Read This, I Will Lick You” Dog ID Tag — the perfect accessory for overly friendly wiggle-butts, serial face-lickers, tail-wagging socialites, and dogs who think every new human is their long-lost best friend.

Engraved with an adorable cartoon snout and big puppy-dog eyes, this tag is guaranteed to make people smile before they’re ambushed by a tongue.

Choose from Solid Brass, Rose Gold, Silver, or Black — all beautifully weighted at 30mm x 2mm and ready to withstand years of enthusiastic greetings.

Customise the reverse with your hound’s name, phone number, or a small apology in advance.


✨ Features

  • Premium finishes: Solid Brass, Rose Gold, Silver, or Black

  • 30mm diameter & 2mm thick for a luxe, durable feel

  • Includes a matching split ring

  • Engraved front: “If You Can Read This, I Will Lick You” with cute dog face

  • Add custom engraving to the back — up to 4 lines (10 chars per line)

  • Designed & engraved in Australia

Safety Warning

Do not tie your dog up unattended while wearing a martingale collar.

Martingale collars are excellent for walking dogs, offering
gentle tightening to improve control and prevent escape however are not intended for use while a dog is tied up.

Care instructions

Ensure Longevity and Durability with Proper Care for Your Hounds Accessories

  • Spot clean with a damp cloth when material is soiled to prolong the life of the material
  • Warm hand wash or Machine Wash up to 30 degrees Celsius.
  • Use a gentle wool-wash, harsh detergent may react with the metal.
  • Place is a washbag to prevent hardware chipping.
  • Air-dry completely before placing on your dog
  • Do not tumble dry